fetus tar sculptureWell, what can you say about the $185. “black tar fetus sculpture”? This poor guy was tarred, but interestingly, not feathered.┬áLuckily for him, the tarring made a sweet superhero-type mask on his face, even if it is burned into his flesh.

And that is how an average fetus became…The Feto-Bandito! Fighting for truth, justice and anti-tarring everywhere. Here we see his final moments, when his arch enemy defeated him with more tar and some syringes. Here he utters his final words, “Feto-Bandito..*cough-cough*..is…finito!”

It is a sad hero whose origin story is also his death story.