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Mummified Demon Fetus

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Mummified Demon Fetus

You know how it is around here. Another day, another fetus. This one is a Mummified Demon Fetus. Truly a special breed. If you watch the seller’s video of them turning this thing around, I’m pretty sure I saw some testes as well as his little butt crack. He comes in a wooden keepsake box so you can proudly display your fetus. He’s a cute little pocket demon I guess.

A Mummified Demon Fetus. And I thought we hit the jackpot with the Unicorn Fetus. Shows what I know. So many fetuses so little womb. I mean time. So little time.

Weird Fetus Art

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Weird Fetus Art
What do we have here? This piece of Weird Fetus Art is… all wrong. Good to know. We got some lightning striking the demon-looking fetus in the womb, some various organs, some weird alien stuff for the kid to sit on and chill… It’s pretty ominous. I don’t like to judge art, but the artist themselves have already proclaimed it “all wrong”. Saves me a few sentences. Is that thing with the green ooze the bladder? Oh man, somebody’s gonna piss fire and the kid is at the controls.

Experience The Magic Of The Unicorn Fetus

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Experience The Magic Of The Unicorn Fetus
This display of a Unicorn Fetus is great for those of us who are sick of seeing bright, sparkly and magical creatures prancing around the forest and nuzzling up to virgins. Well, they don’t look so sparkly when they’re fresh from their mother’s uni-gina, that’s for sure. It measures 13-14cm long and comes in a 23cm x 23cm wooden display case. Is that the afterbirth? Damn. It is. That’s included too. Now that’s a sweet collectible. I might wanna make a saddle out of that and attach it to Cleetus the fetus here so my action figures can ride it. In fact, I’m getting 4 of these things so I can play “Four fetusmen of the apocalypse”. You know things are bad when four Unicorn fetuses show up with riders.

Baby Fetus Necklace Pendant

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Baby Fetus Necklace Pendant
I’ve heard of wearing your heart on your sleeve, but wearing your fetus around your neck is a new one to me. Meet the Baby Fetus Necklace Pendant. I guess fetal fashion is all the rage. Do you like it? If so, that may be a case of fetal attraction. Love that movie. Stay true to the cause and wear it with pride, knowing that our enemies will never de-fetus.

Is that dude making the Home Alone face? I think it is.

Insane Clown Fetus In Search Of Juggalos

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Insane Clown Fetus
Look at thisclown fetus. He’s saying, “What am I some kind of joker? Do I amuse you? Do I make you laugh?” Uhhh. Not really. I kinda want to cry and hide in the corner while calling for my mom. Sucking my thumb is optional, but Imma do it anyway. Is that your umbilical cord or… I don’t want to know. Damn son! Are you with the Insane Clown Posse or did you just come outta an insane clown p*ssy? I think I know the answer.