Why would you sell a perfectly good cross made out of human hair? Do you not want to worship the Sasquatch anymore? Have you lost faith that he is out there? Whatevs. I’ll buy it. Maybe even start a church for the hairy one. Have people worship at the altar under this thing.
Until he busts up my place one day cuz I’m a no good money changer, charging people too much and selling T-shirts and fake hair samples.
