If you don’t see the dentist you’ll be mourning your teeth in this way pretty often. I ain’t paying for that dude’s boat. This Real Human Tooth In Wooden Coffin Pendant is a great way to honor your fallen chompers. And that’s the tooth! The whole tooth! And nothing but the tooth! And a coffin of course.
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Human Anatomy Mugs Set
Learn about the body while you are putting liquid in your own. This Human Anatomy Mugs Set has a skull, a heart, a brain and a ribcage mug. I think you should stack them up and make a human body in your kitchen. Then whistle and say, “Hey baby, you is stacked!” Then look around and make sure no one heard that. That’s what I would do.
Human Skull Fire Logs – Throw Another Head On The Fire
So ya get these Human Skull Fire Logs and you put them in your fireplace or your fire pit and you just crack jokes at ’em while they’re flaming.
Ohhhh, somebody is a little hot-headed I see. I think you have a slight temperature, let me feel your head. Oh yeah, you’re burning up.
It’s all fun and games until your neighbor sees all of the human heads in your fire pit and thinks you’re doing some weird heebie-jeebie stuff. But what are they gonna say? They don’t want their head in the fire next.
Human Teeth Cufflinks
Sure, you could wear Human Teeth Cufflinks to a fancy event… Or you could just make them on scene, which is the method I prefer. Usually I just punch somebody in the mouth, and hide in the closet with the unconscious and now toothless victim while I am attaching teeth to my cufflinks with a hot glue gun. Then I snap my cuffs, adjust my tie and leave like James Bond. I’m all about the instant DIY.
Then when I leave I find the same guy and punch him again and hot glue them back in his face, cuz I always give back. I’m not a dick.
Human Head Bookends Put Your Brains Where Your Books Are
Put your money where your mouth is, by putting your brains where your books are. These Human Head Bookends put their brains right up against your books. Too bad I still won’t remember what I just read. I have a photographic memory. I only remember stuff if I photograph it. *Picks up Polaroid of the inside of the refrigerator* Yep. I better get groceries.
The only downside is that the photo I thought was just a cool selfie of a handsome guy holding a camera, was actually a photo reminding me to get film. I couldn’t remember anything for like a month, which I spent in the fetal position crying. Until I found another selfie of me in the fetal position, with a note that said, “This has happened before, it will happen again. Man up biatch! Look in the cupboard.” And that’s where I found more film. Yay!