godzilla ringsMake your fist one of fury when you put a Godzilla on each finger. I got a fist full of Godzilla’s and your face is Tokyo! Let’s get to wreckin’! Nah. It’s not like these awesome Godzilla rings are brass knuckles. There’s no way you could hurt someone while wearing these rings.

Well, maybe Mothra. Mothra is just begging for it? He thinks being a Moth is going to be able to stand up against the mighty Godzilla. Godzilla would just light a fart- Wait, these rings cost $385? I just realized I have way to many fingers. Looks like if I want to play Godzilla, it’s finger puppets for me.