barbie shoesTeach that bubble-headed blonde bimbo, Barbie, a thing or two, by letting the air in her head heads hold you upright. Be like Ken and walk all over Barbie. These weird shoes are a staggering $264.99, but sadly are out of stock.

We will just have to work out our aggression toward Barbie by ripping some heads off on our own and stomping all over them.