Hey ladies. I know you love yourself some Edgar Allan Poe. I know, I know. The man is all sexy and spooky. Irresistible. Hey ladies… And all of those who are… Eager for Edgar. Get intimate with Edgar in the bathroom. Touch his face and he suds up. Invite him into the shower. Edgar Allan Poe Soap. Once you rub him all over you, you will be alone nevermore. Oh Edgar-