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Edgar Allan Poe Cemetery Dirt

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Edgar Allan Poe Cemetery Dirt

If you want a piece of Edgar Allan Poe, or at least his final resting place, check out this Edgar Allan Poe Cemetery Dirt. It bears a portrait of the man himself. The man who creeped us out and thrilled us with countless tales. And inside? Dirt. Dirty dirt. Which is the final resting place of us all, even if you get cremated. Wow, I’m deep today. Not six feet under deep, but pretty deep. It all goes back to the Earth. Well, I’m nice and depressed now. Not enough to take a dirt nap though. Never mind that. This Edgar Allan Poe Cemetery Dirt will make a great display in your home, letting everyone know of your love for this legendary writer.

If you like this, you’ll also like the Edgar Allan Poe Bronze Bust. What do you call fans of the writer? No idea. Lets go with Poe-sers. In a good way. No, I mean that with all respect. Not like how the kids use it. Okay, I’m shutting up now. What? I’m no Poe-ser. I mean I am, but! I’m done. Why do I even get up some days? I should just say Edgar Allan NO! And stay in bed.

Edgar Allan Poe Bronze Bust

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Edgar Allan Poe Bronze Bust
This Edgar Allan Poe Bronze Bust is so scary awesome. It’s so good I asked the seller if I could get it bigger. “Can you increase my bust size?”, I said. They said yes and I said, “Cool. Currently, I’m looking at an A cup, but I’m eyeing a pair of Cs.” Then I put my binoculars down as they hung up. True story.

Edgar Allan Poe Soap

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Hey ladies. I know you love yourself some Edgar Allan Poe. I know, I know. The man is all sexy and spooky. Irresistible. Hey ladies… And all of those who are… Eager for Edgar. Get intimate with Edgar in the bathroom. Touch his face and he suds up. Invite him into the shower. Edgar Allan Poe Soap. Once you rub him all over you, you will be alone nevermore. Oh Edgar-

Edgar Allan Poe Deluxe Notecard Set

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Edgar Allan Poe Deluxe Notecard Set
We think this Edgar Allen Poe Deluxe Notecard Set is absolutely awesome. Your days of handwriting a letter can now be Nevermore. The set comes with a Keepsake Box that has a magnetic closure, to hide away all of your deepest darkest thoughts. It also includes a 192 page, ruled pocket journal with Poe’s name embossed in foil on the front.

While some of Poe’s works can be considered creepy, this set has more of the romantic side of the man in mind. Perfect for your bloody Valentine. Also included in the kit are four cards with the following designs: Nevermore, You Fancy Me Mad, We Loved Him with a Love That Was More Than Love, and All That We See or Seem is But a Dream Within a Dream.

Equally disturbing and sweet, you can write to your hearts content or just once, upon a midnight dreary.

Edgar Allan Poe Book Clock

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Edgar Allan Poe Book Clock
For fans of Edgar Allan Poe who also happen to love anything Gothic, “The Complete Tales and Poems of Edgar Allan Poe” is something to cherish and love. Oh, and be terrified of. This Edgar Allan Poe Book Clock is bound in leather and features a crow faced clock with brass hands for the minute and second hands. Put it on your shelf or desk for display (It’s not meant for reading. Except reading the time.). Look, it’s Nevermore o’clock again!