Hey ladies. I know you love yourself some Edgar Allan Poe. I know, I know. The man is all sexy and spooky. Irresistible. Hey ladies… And all of those who are… Eager for Edgar. Get intimate with Edgar in the bathroom. Touch his face and he suds up. Invite him into the shower. Edgar Allan Poe Soap. Once you rub him all over you, you will be alone nevermore. Oh Edgar-
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Black Heart Soap
I don’t know about you, but I like to wash my hands with the hearts of my enemies and use their hair as loofas. So naturally, I dig this Black Heart Soap. I would never fib about these dark hearts, but I might defib them if I had the equipment. I hear what you’re thinking. That aorta make better jokes. Anyway, if you have a black heart, get all sudsy with it. I’m getting these so that my roommate can have a heart attack. You know, when I throw them at him.
Ouija Board Soap
Are you the person that always suggests the exorcism movies on October nights? Do you like to hold seances in the tub? This Ouija Board soap won’t bring out your inner demon, but it will help keep you squeaky clean! These unique, handmade soap bars are shaped appropriately and come with a huge variety of scents. They’re made of Olive Oil Glycerin Soap, Glycerin, Fragrance, Essential Oils, and Mica. The most popular scents are Dragon’s Blood, Dirt, Fire Side, and Sandalwood, but there are about 20+ scents that you can choose from. The soap comes in two pieces: the board and the planchette. So if your heart desires, you can communicate with spirits right from your bathtub and lather up at the same time. Not recommended. Too soapy and scary.
Handmade Skull Soap
You probably don’t pay much attention to the bar of soap you have in your shower. That is about to change. This Handmade Skull Soap will add some terror to your tub. And some scream to your shower. Lather up with the face of horror my friends. It’s made of goat milk and fear. Lots of fear.
Haunted Twins Soap
If you’ve never been one to go mainstream with just about anything, and like all of your stuff scary, this is the soap for you. I’m talking about Haunted Twins Soap. It’s a boy on one side and a girl on the other. The carving is either scary or beautiful depending on your point of view.
This soap will scare you as you lather up and it smells like clean cotton and mermaid tears. It will make your hand washing spooky.