Emergency Underpants Dispenser
I could have used this emergency underwear dispenser last taco night. Says me and whoever the guy who cleans the bathroom at the undisclosed location of the now de-classified incident. It’s been long enough now that the geiger counter doesn’t go super crazy. Emergency underwear is a must in my line of work. Mostly because any time I need underwear happens to be an emergency. Blog eat shart. Rinse. Lather. Repeat.

This will give you 5 pairs of underwear when you really need it. You guys really know way too much about me. Also I have no shame. I do have underwear.

Emergency Underpants Dispenser

Emergency Underpants Dispenser