I’m gonna give this Eye Necklace to my wife so she can say what she always says. “Hey, my eyes are up here. Wait-!”
“That’s right, your eyes are in fact just where I was looking! Ha! Now I can look at boobs and your eyes at the same time. I win! I have found a way around that age old response!”
“Really? Have you found a way to pull your balls back out of your stomach after I kick them?”
“Uh. Not yet. Let me get on that and get back to you.”
“And stop looking at my eyes!”