Monster Beer Steins For A Monster Thirst
These Monster Beer Steins from KachaktanoMugs will quench your thirst. For beer and for monsters. Quench your thirst. That’s a weird saying. It makes it sound like you are gonna strangle your thirst. Take that thirst! *Chokes self as I writhe around on the floor.* Yeah, I’m still thirsty. Also lightheaded and seeing pretty colored stars.
*Acts all nerdy and superior.* Yeah, well, you didn’t get all of the monsters… I don’t see Beer-ous Karloff. What about Herman “Heineken” Munster? What about the Creature From The Pabst Blue Ribbon Lagoon? *Quells nerd rage!* Gotta control my anger. You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry. Mostly cuz I get all whiny and stuff.