Freaky Mummy Earrings
Is it just me or do these mummy earrings look like plain old dead rats that somebody wrapped up in tea-stained toilet paper? I’ve had dead rats wrapped in TP attached to me before, but that was at a run down gas station. Never walk into a broken down old gas station bathroom covered in potato chip crumbs and peanut butter from your beard to your gut. Especially if it has a crazy-ass rats nest inside.

I hear mummy rats at in fashion this season. Everyone’s wearing ’em. Maybe even your own mummy. I feel like these guys need a sarcophagus gift box. Then they would be complete.

Freaky Mummy Earrings