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Haunted Graveyard Earrings

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Haunted Graveyard Earrings

Whoa. I had no idea you ladies could wear Haunted Graveyard Earrings on your ears. All of you who wear these, your sexiness just went through the roof. Nothing says that you yourself are strange and unusual like wearing your own graveyards. And look at how cool they look. Now that is style! Unlike these MC Hammer pants that I’m still wearing in 2024. Hammertime came and went, but I figure what the hell, I get hammered all the time so. Whatevs.

Wear these haunted Graveyard Earrings with this Graveyard Ghosts Skirt. Damn girl! You lookin good. I don’t stand a ghost of a chance.

Bat & Coffin Toilet Paper Holders

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Bat & Coffin Toilet Paper Holders

These Bat & Coffin Toilet Paper Holders will scare the s**t out of you, but the good news is that you have plenty of TP. This decor is the best way to take a creepy caca. Or a great guano. You know, what bats do. You can choose one or buy both. You’d have to be batty to not buy these awesome Bat & Coffin Toilet Paper Holders.

They will look amazing with these Gothic Bat Hand Towels if you have a bat theme. And who doesn’t? You have to have bats in your belfry. You just have to. Bats are cool! Now for a little song. *clears throat* The bats in the Belfast belfry had a bewildered and bedazzled breakfast break before Brian the brainiest began breaking bad before a beleaguered and big breasted basilisk in a busted bra bragged and belittled the bastid!

Ok. that was not so much a song as it was the mating call of a mentally ill writer. But hey, that’s a lot of B words. I have a great vocabulary. The point is that I need these pieces of bat decor in my life. It’s called the bat room not the bathroom. Deal with it.

Cthulhu High Heels

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Cthulhu High Heels
These Cthulhu High Heels show off different representations of Cthulhu all over. Your soul may just be in jeopardy. Or your soles! Hey girl! Take a walk on the wild side! Doot doot doot doot de doot… Cuz you a true horror. And I mean that in the nicest way.

Hey, didn’t I see you at Miskatonic University? No kidding. How about you and me go get a Gin and Miskatonic then go back to my place for a little Lovecraft?

These Scary Light Up Masks Will Have You In Stitches

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These Scary Light Up Masks Will Have You In Stitches
You are gonna be the ultimate creeper and freaker at the rave thanks to these Scary Light Up Masks. Are they still doing raves? I have no idea. Maybe people just aren’t raving about them so I’m not hearing about them. These masks are pretty scary. I wouldn’t want to see one in a dark alley. Then again, there’s a lot of stuff I never want to see in a dark alley. Like a dude wielding a knife, a gun or the unexpected exposed weiner. All of those scenarios get worse when the perp is wearing a mask like this. Send shivers down my spine.

Haunted Skull and Brains Nesting Measuring Cup Set

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Haunted Skull and Brains Nesting Measuring Cup Set
The next time you’re scaring up some baked goods, use this Haunted Skull and Brains Nesting Measuring Cup Set. Cuz you know everything tastes better when you measure your ingredients in brains and skulls. If you’re making cupcakes, use these Cthulhu Cupcake liners. Let’s see, that’s a brain’s worth of sugar, a skull’s worth of flour and hell, I’m just gonna eat the ingredients and cut out the middleman. In my stomach now!