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Haunted Graveyard Earrings

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Haunted Graveyard Earrings

Whoa. I had no idea you ladies could wear Haunted Graveyard Earrings on your ears. All of you who wear these, your sexiness just went through the roof. Nothing says that you yourself are strange and unusual like wearing your own graveyards. And look at how cool they look. Now that is style! Unlike these MC Hammer pants that I’m still wearing in 2024. Hammertime came and went, but I figure what the hell, I get hammered all the time so. Whatevs.

Wear these haunted Graveyard Earrings with this Graveyard Ghosts Skirt. Damn girl! You lookin good. I don’t stand a ghost of a chance.

Cherry Skull Earrings

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Cherry Skull Earrings

These Cherry Skull Earrings are dripping from cuteness. Not blood. But if they were I would still like them. Imagine if cherry skulls grew in your garden. This is what they would look like. With more dirt of course. Just the right amount of creepy and cute. Did I cherry pick these to show you? Maybe. Better cherry up and grab these before they’re gone. You girls are going to look sexy rocking these Cherry Skull Earrings.

They are a just little classier than these Tongue Earrings. But it’s all a matter of taste. Get it? Zing! That was a good one.

Tongue Earrings – You Have Good Taste…Buds

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Tongue Earrings - You Have Good Taste...Buds
Well, these Tongue Earrings will certainly lick the competition. I think this is the first time I’ve ever seen pierced ears holding something else that is pierced. I was always told that a tongue in the ear was highly inappropriate, but I guess not. It’s not exactly my taste, but… I wonder if they leave your neck all moist as they swing and sway. They will give your ears real tongue-lashing.

Anyway, yes, these tongue earrings exist, and that is just the world we are living in. What else can I even say? It leaves me flabbergasted, Positively tongue-tied. If you like this, you’ll love the Freddy Krueger Tongue Phone.

Rib Cage Earrings – Nice Ribs You Have There

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Rib Cage Earrings
These Rib Cage Earrings let you wear your ribs on your ears. I’m not even ribbin’ you. Sorry, I took too much Nyquil and my mind is in a frog. Ribbit. Come to think of it, Rib Cage is an awesome name. Works for naughty movies, wrestling, and action heroes. A lot better than Nic Cage. And if that action hero is Scottish? He’s McRib Cage. Which is how they round up McRibs for those awesome sandwiches. I’m off to get more Nyquil.

Magnetic Mouse Earrings

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Magnetic Mouse Earrings
Can you imagine walking out on the street with a mouse stuck to your earlobes? What if you met someone else wearing these magnetic mouse earrings, what would your reaction be? Is that finding your mate? As far as I’m concerned, mice earrings are just good fashion sense. They turn heads.

Probably don’t wear them to work or to a formal event or people will think that you are only there to take the piss. They are perfect for a Halloween party or dress up night in a mental institution.