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Alien Mummy In Coffin

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Alien Mummy In Coffin

Check out this Alien Mummy In Coffin. I’m positive it is authentic. No doubts whatsoever. The seller says so. It was supposedly found in the Carpathians in western Ukraine and is the body of an alien child that seems to not be subject to decay. Yep. This is totally the real deal. No question about it. And besides, This Alien Mummy In Coffin does look like one of the little guys who woke me up that night and ran a bunch of anus-related experiments. Fare thee well intergalactic freakazoids and thanks for the Prep-H.

Not to be confused with Mummy Mike.

Vampire and Mummy Strange Change Model Kits

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Vampire and Mummy Strange Change Model Kits
Looking for a creepy model kit that’s easy to put together? One that is also a toy that you can play with and frighten yourself? Check out these cool Vampire and Mummy Strange Change Model Kits. Open the lid on this casket and you’ll find a snarling vampire leering at you. Close it, open it again and he’s changed into a harmless skeleton. Close and open it again and the vampire’s back. What sorcery is this? I love these kinds of toys. I think I have to buy both and display these in my lair.
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Un-Happy Hour Skirt Is A Real Monster Mash

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Un-Happy Hour Skirt Is A Real Monster Mash
This Un-Happy Hour Skirt is full of monsters getting their drink on in some bar in Transylvania. Looks like a fun time. I have only one question. What does a mummy have to go through to take a s**t? Do you have to unwrap your entire body just to expose your mummy-butt so you can take a dump? Or do they have a convenient set of butt-bandages that open like a flap? Also, do they wipe with their own bandages or use TP? So many questions.
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Mummy Mike Rubber Band Holder – Make Mike A Mummy

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Mummy Mike Rubber Band Holder
Hey everybody! It’s the Mummy Mike Rubber Band Holder. Fun fact: At first the title was Mummy Mike Rubber Holder cuz I forgot a word. Then I changed it just so everyone is clear that this guy will NOT hold your rubbers. Only rubber bands. Don’t put your rubbers on him. That’s just gross anyway. Dude starts off naked, but as you add rubber bands, he looks more and more like a mummy. Pretty cool. He is my new favorite desk toy. In fact I’m gonna get several so I have a whole army of rubber band mummies.
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Miniature Mummy in a Coffin Decoration

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Miniature Mummy in a Coffin
I know what you are asking? Is this my mummy? It could be. This Miniature Mummy in a Coffin is going to look great on your desk or anywhere else. He’s miniature, but he has a big heart, so treat him right. Mummies get so wrapped up in their work. Like when you wear these mummy leggings to work. Brains! Brains! Oh man, I got that wrong didn’t I? Too much caffeine today. Don’t tell anyone. Mums the word. Those coffins they keep mummies in are pretty dusty. No wonder they call them a sar-cough-agus! And I’m outta here.