keester necklaceThe Keester. Otherwise known as the ass, booty, buttocks, backside, rump, meat seat, tail, cheeks, fanny, buns, the ole juice caboose, or the gluteus maximus. No matter what you call it, twerking would be nothing without it. Now you can wear one on your neck. Above your cleavage. Which also looks like a butt.

keester necklace
$40 on Etsy. That’s just $20 per cheek. Sweet deal! It looks nice and clean too, which is a bonus, because you never can tell. I don’t see any left behind toilet paper gremlins either. No ‘rhoids. This one is a keeper.