main drain urinal
The Main Drain is for people like me who come home drunk and pee against the wall thinking they’re still at the bar and hosing down a urinal. Clean up is a real pain and slipping on pee can lead to serious injuries. The solution is not to stop drinking, but to turn your toilet into a urinal.

That’s what the Main Drain is all about. Just put your main vein in front of the Main Drain and drunken peeing will no longer be a pain. It attaches to the side of your toilet. One question. If I’m too drunk to hit what I’m aiming at already, what makes you think I won’t drop a deuce in this thing, thinking I’m using a fancy space toilet? Does it have a warranty is what I’m asking.

urinal for your toilet