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Glow in the Dark Halloween Kitchen Towels

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Glow in the Dark Halloween Kitchen Towels

It’s never too early for Halloween around here. I mean it is all year round here at Creepbay. We love odd stuff and the darker the better. Speaking of odd and neat stuff, these Glow in the Dark Halloween Kitchen Towels are an awesome way to decorate your kitchen. Or your bathroom even. Get one of these custom embroidered towels with your choice of holiday designs! Choose from a jack o’lantern, haunted house, ghost, skull, witch, owl, bat or black cat design. They look amazing. Each is sewn with specialty glow in the dark thread so they light up the night. They make a dramatic statement and will definitely impress your guests and family. just look at these cool and bold designs.

They also make a great gift after you buy some for yourself of course. Spook up your home with these Glow in the Dark Halloween Kitchen Towels and make everything scary and crazy. Just the way we like it. I might swap out my Gothic Bat Hand Towels for a few weeks. I’ve got like 5 sets of cool and creepy towels in rotation all year around. You have to. There are just too many cool Halloween hand towels.

Skeleton Bathroom Prints Are Skeletal Chic

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Skull Bathroom Prints Are Skeletal Chic

Now this is what I call art! That’s some amazing bathroom decor. These Skeleton Bathroom Prints will give you something to ponder while you are out in the wild poo yonder doing your business. Take away all of that skin and muscle and hair and this is all we are. A skeleton pooping and peeing, maybe taking a nice bath. It’s just who we are. With these Skeleton Bathroom Prints you get some skeletons pooping, bathing. and cleaning the bathroom. I like it. I official endorse skeletal bathroom activities!

I will proudly display this with my Bigfoot Bathroom Towel Set. The bathroom has to be as weird as every other room in my home after all.

Bat & Coffin Toilet Paper Holders

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Bat & Coffin Toilet Paper Holders

These Bat & Coffin Toilet Paper Holders will scare the s**t out of you, but the good news is that you have plenty of TP. This decor is the best way to take a creepy caca. Or a great guano. You know, what bats do. You can choose one or buy both. You’d have to be batty to not buy these awesome Bat & Coffin Toilet Paper Holders.

They will look amazing with these Gothic Bat Hand Towels if you have a bat theme. And who doesn’t? You have to have bats in your belfry. You just have to. Bats are cool! Now for a little song. *clears throat* The bats in the Belfast belfry had a bewildered and bedazzled breakfast break before Brian the brainiest began breaking bad before a beleaguered and big breasted basilisk in a busted bra bragged and belittled the bastid!

Ok. that was not so much a song as it was the mating call of a mentally ill writer. But hey, that’s a lot of B words. I have a great vocabulary. The point is that I need these pieces of bat decor in my life. It’s called the bat room not the bathroom. Deal with it.

Gothic Bat Hand Towels

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Gothic Bat Hand Towels
Check out these super cool Gothic Bat Hand Towels. These look so cool. I don’t care if your bathroom is in a giant haunted mansion, an old victorian, or a trailer, these towels are going to goth up your guano room. They are great for Halloween, but I’m going to use these every day. Cuz I’m a good boy. I always wash my hands. These hand towels are soft and durable and feature an image of a bat and a crescent moon. I love it. Do you love it? Of course, you do. It’s 80% polyester, 20% cotton, and 100% awesome. Dry those hands on some Gothic Bat Hand Towels after you wash them. And if you don’t pick some of these up? Then you better dry your eyes with something else because you’ll be crying at the missed opportunity. I just love that design. Speaking of great design, check out this cool Bat crop top.

Poison Herbs Hand Towels

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Poison Herbs Hand Towels

Whether you’re talking Bloodroot, Nightshade, Hemlock, Poison Ivy or Wolfsbane, poison herbs will mess you up. That’s why you can’t just go eating everything you see in the woods. I learned that lesson the hard way on a cold autumn night that involved some found mushrooms and a 12 hour war with the gnome-folk. And let me tell ya, the gnome-folk ain’t nuttin to f**k with. The whole thing was Just Plain Weird. I woke up with no clothes and a pointy hat in a very unusual place.

Luckily, I never came across any Poisonous plants like those on these Poison Herbs Hand Towels. These are great decor for you wild women and witches, or those who just love nature. They will not only look great in your home, but they will help to remind you about what these herbs look like in the wild. I wish I had had these for mushrooms. I could have avoided a lot of trouble and preparation H on that fateful night. They come in both black and white to fit in with your living space perfectly. If you like deadly nature stuff, these are the towels for you. They come as a set or individually.