This Mutant Martini Glass will leave you shaken AND stirred. Would you like a drink? Uhhhhh. Well, I- I just remembered I don’t drink alcohol. Those better be olives and not eyes in that drink. Martini or Mutant-tini? This seller has many other horrifying drinking vessels as well. They are terrifying enough to make you swear off alcohol. It’s true. I do nothing but swear at my drinks now. F**k off Martini!