So this is a Mutant Mask From The Year 19807. The future is messed up ya’ll. When years become like zip codes, you know you are in the future. How else can you tell? Because your head looks like this mask. All mutated and freaky. Here is what the seller has to say:
This is A Mutant Mask from The Year 19807 that the Pixelated People in Space Used to fight The Neon Spiders of Future Space 19807!
Fair enough.
You can wear this but you will be silly and awkward. You can’t see out of it well and it’s floppy and wont fit that well. This is designed to make The Future Pixelated People feel Silly and use their Silly Powers to Fight Those Silly Neon Spiders!
Mission accomplished. I just photoshopped this thing on my head to see how it would look. Then I got attacked by a spider. I squished it. I felt my silly powers ignite, so I tapped danced over it’s dead body and did the moonwalk, spreading it’s guts all over. Shizz works!
