*gets down on one knee. Pulls out the trusty old Raven Ring and presents it.* Nevermore!
Nevermore? What do you mean nevermore? You’ve never been more embarrassed? You’ve never been more disgusted at the prospect of a long life with me?
Nevermore!
Just take the ring. Do you have any idea how much this bird’s head cost me? You don’t love me?
Nevermore!
Screw it. That’s the last time I practice my Edgar Allen Proposal to a bird!
