Black Raven Wine Glasses

Black Raven Wine Glasses
These Black Raven Wine Glasses will look right at home in your humble abode, be it a humble Halloween hovel or a humble haunted house. I like a little Raven with my wine, like I like a little crow with my champagne. These vessels look smoky and eerie. Inspired by Edgar Allan Poe me some more!

Edgar Allen Poe Journal – The Raven Nevermore

Edgar Allen Poe Journal - The Raven Nevermore
This Edgar Allen Poe Journal is a great place to write down all of those things that you want to deal with NEVERMORE:

Taxes
SJW weirdos
Dank memes
The store being out of what you want and you’re all like wtf!
Diets

and whatever else you might be sick of. Let the magic of the NEVERMORE bird wash these things from your mind.

The Raven Nevermore Gothic Candle

The Raven Nevermore Gothic Candle
Be in darkness nevermore thanks to this cool and creepy The Raven Nevermore Gothic Candle. “Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'” “Quoth me, Just give me that cool candle and shut your seed-hole! You are so negative bird! How about FOREVERmore instead of NEVERmore. God, I can’t be around you.” That’s why ravens and I don’t get along. I’m very rude. This is also why birds attack me in public. Oh man, I almost accidentally typed “pubic”. Thank God they don’t attack me there.

This candle is inspired by Poe’s poem The Raven. It will look great with your other Gothic decor.

Edgar Allan Poe Raven Wallet – Let Poe Hold Your Dough

Edgar Allan Poe Raven Wallet
Hold your dough in Edgar Allan Poe and you will lose your cash nevermore. That’s a little funny I made up just for this wallet. This Edgar Allan Poe Raven Wallet is awesome. One side of the wallet has a Raven image; the other has various clips of Poe’s manuscripts and a portrait of the author with raven feathers. It is one seriously dark and foreboding wallet. Sooooo cool.

Edgar Allan Poe Nevermore Leggings

Edgar Allan Poe Nevermore Leggings
Stick your Edgar Allan Toes into these Edgar Allan Poe Nevermore Leggings. Your legs will be bare nevermore. Although, if I’m reading these macabre hieroglyphics correctly from top to bottom it actually says, “Edgar Raven Skull”. Which is a much cooler name. That’s what I’m gonna call him from now on. I’m also gonna drop this in casual conversation. “Great face. You have an Edgar Raven Skull, my good man!” See, this is why people think I’m weird. Cuz I am.
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