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Gothic Raven Purse – For The Birds

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Gothic Raven Purse - For The Birds

Wow. Now that’s a nice looking bag. That’s not just something they say in the bathhouse, it’s what they’ll say about this purse when you wear it. This Gothic Raven Purse is stunning. You might even say ravenous. I know I’m raven about it. You won’t catch me crowing about it though. That would be mixing my bird metaphors. Did you know that a group of ravens is known as an “unkindness”. Man, these birds have a bad reputation. But they look awesome on this Gothic Raven Purse accessory. Get your claws on one today!

I’ll have to write that fun fact down in my Raven Journal. It’s where I keep all of my raven related thoughts and dreams from prying eyes and nosy beaks. Did you know that they remember human faces? Come to think of it, that would explain why my car gets pooped on so damn often. Now that’s an unkindness. It’s downright rude. You point and laugh one time when a baby bird can’t get the worm and it makes you a lifelong poop target.

Black Raven With Secret Key

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Black Raven With Secret Key
So this is what everyone is raven about. This Black Raven With Secret Key is the perfect decor for your garden. What’s the key to? Your heart of course. How the hell should I know? They love shiny things. I should know since they keep pecking at my jewels. The family jewels that is. Why attack my crotch? What the hell is wrong with these black ravens? Must be my shiny zipper. I can’t even go outside anymore.

Yeah, so this one’s not for me, but you’ll probably love it. I’m better off with these stained glass ravens. But I can’t stop asking myself what that key is for? Is it a key to raven headquarters? Does he have all of the shiny stuff that he collected locked up in a vault and he keeps it close so no one can steal it all? Is he teaching other ravens to do this? Are we going to see birds everywhere wearing a key like this, maybe two or three, all decked out like Mr. T? I have so many questions and the bird ain’t talking. He ain’t even squawking. Mostly I just want to take a peek at his super secret stash.

Bird Plague Doctor Mask – Just In Time

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Bird Plague Doctor Mask - Just In Time
Yeah, this is me giving you the bird. The Bird Plague Doctor Mask. Because we live in weird times. I like how it looks really filthy like it’s made from dead bone. Hey, maybe wash every now and then and then you won’t have plagues that you need a mask for. Just an idea. Call me crazy but a little bit of soap goes a long way my bird brotha. Somehow I don’t think people would appreciate it if you walked around your local town in this while everyone is sheltering in place. I’m social distancing myself from all bird people until this thing is over with. Heck, maybe I’ll wear this thing and shelter in nest. Making cawing noises as is appropriate for the end times. Where are you hauling me off too? I was cawing, nit coughing! Caw! Caw! Caw my lawyer! I don’t have the caw vid.

This Plague Doctor Doll is just as cool as the Bird Plague Doctor Mask above but cuter.

Black Raven Journal

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Black Raven Journal
Those interested in ravens and all things magical will love this Black Raven Journal, which is bound to be a unique addition to your bookshelf. Each book is impressively handcrafted using a range of different materials, simulating the textures of tree bark, bones and other creepy things. I know, I love it already. The rustic and olde-worlde finish brings a real sense of character to the item, almost as if it were taken straight out of some wizard’s office. Use it as a diary, or perhaps a log of spells for those budding witches.

Gothic Raven Brooch

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Gothic Raven Brooch
Add a touch of mystery to your attire with this neat Gothic Raven Brooch, a Gothic design ideal for everything from everyday outfits to creepy costumes for Halloween. They have been beautifully designed with meticulous attention to detail. These unique, impressive trinkets have been beautifully handcrafted with both polymer clay and metal. The brooch sits at 4.5 centimeters tall and 2.5 centimeters wide, the perfect size to add a bit of darkness to your outfit.