disposable dog poop grass
Dogs are way too much work. Feed me. Let me hump that stuffed animal. Take me outside to pee. Who has time for a needy animal like that? And besides, I do enough of that stuff myself. Well, the Real Grass Disposable Dog Potty will let you bring the outdoors inside, so your dog can relieve himself. Because he or she is too darn lazy to learn how to work a doorknob.

Get off your lazy dog butt and go pee in the yard. Oh nice! While you’re at it, just drop a Cleveland steamer while I’m having my dinner. Lovely.