Who’s down for collecting some cryptid skulls and wearing them as jewelry? *Raises my own hand!* MythicArticulations has you covered. You can get the Loch Ness Monster, Jackalope, Cerberus, the Jersey Devil, Sasquatch and more. I’m gonna wear them all at once, so I can pretend I’m a cryptid hunter, even though I hide behind the couch at the mention of their names. That’s where I’m typing from right now. Ohhhh. I just found a dust bunny eating an M and M. I just ate both. I’m top of the food chain in my house!
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These Puffer Fish Taxidermy Lamps are all puffed up and spiky cuz these guys are the porcupines of the sea. Well, now you can light up your home with them. Hopefully without these things stabbing you as you hang them up. Hey, if your carpet isn’t a puddle of blood and if you haven’t lost an eye while redecorating, your lamps just aren’t cool enough. Pretty cool though. Just have an emergency professional handy when these arrive. And whatever you do, don’t sit on them by accident while having your coffee.
Get your feet in some fish ya land-lover! These Pink Pufferfish Heels are soooo in this season. I heard that if the Pufferfish meat isn’t prepared right, it has enough poison to kill 30 humans. Which is why I always sit down with 28 other people and the chef and share that meal. These heels crank it all the way up to ocean’s 11. They are full of cuteness and spikes.
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ZooPoo. That’s fun to say. ZooPoo. Basically it’s animal poo in a can. Even though animals don’t use the can. You can get Kangaroo crap, Rhino releases, Elephant Ewww, Gorilla guacamole and many more. It’s the worst part of a zoo. In a can. Each can is full of it. Literally. Full of composted manure.
Bring me the head of a werewolf. And make it carved from amethyst! Oh so pretty. This Amethyst Carved Werewolf Gemstone Pendant Necklace is available in gold, silver and brass. I’ll wear a bunch of these like Mr. T if it fends off werewolfs. It might attract ’em though, cuz they’re so cool and werewolves will want one. Even regular wolves would want one. Even a wolf in sheep’s clothing would want one. Damn these look great!