This Giant Octopus Plush is great for the couch. You can wrap his eight legs around you and snuggle up on a cold night. I’d like to be… Under the sea… In an Octopus’ garden in the shade… It comes with a carry bag and an adoption card. I really hope I qualify for adopting this. There was that one incident with OPS though. Octopus Protection Services. Fingers crossed.
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Sexy 3D Printed Cryptid Skull Pendants
Who’s down for collecting some cryptid skulls and wearing them as jewelry? *Raises my own hand!* MythicArticulations has you covered. You can get the Loch Ness Monster, Jackalope, Cerberus, the Jersey Devil, Sasquatch and more. I’m gonna wear them all at once, so I can pretend I’m a cryptid hunter, even though I hide behind the couch at the mention of their names. That’s where I’m typing from right now. Ohhhh. I just found a dust bunny eating an M and M. I just ate both. I’m top of the food chain in my house!
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OW! That Hurts! – Puffer Fish Taxidermy Lamps
These Puffer Fish Taxidermy Lamps are all puffed up and spiky cuz these guys are the porcupines of the sea. Well, now you can light up your home with them. Hopefully without these things stabbing you as you hang them up. Hey, if your carpet isn’t a puddle of blood and if you haven’t lost an eye while redecorating, your lamps just aren’t cool enough. Pretty cool though. Just have an emergency professional handy when these arrive. And whatever you do, don’t sit on them by accident while having your coffee.
That’s Sexy – Pink Pufferfish Heels
Get your feet in some fish ya land-lover! These Pink Pufferfish Heels are soooo in this season. I heard that if the Pufferfish meat isn’t prepared right, it has enough poison to kill 30 humans. Which is why I always sit down with 28 other people and the chef and share that meal. These heels crank it all the way up to ocean’s 11. They are full of cuteness and spikes.
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Introducing ZooPoo – Animal Poop In A Can
ZooPoo. That’s fun to say. ZooPoo. Basically it’s animal poo in a can. Even though animals don’t use the can. You can get Kangaroo crap, Rhino releases, Elephant Ewww, Gorilla guacamole and many more. It’s the worst part of a zoo. In a can. Each can is full of it. Literally. Full of composted manure.