These Rib Cage Earrings let you wear your ribs on your ears. I’m not even ribbin’ you. Sorry, I took too much Nyquil and my mind is in a frog. Ribbit. Come to think of it, Rib Cage is an awesome name. Works for naughty movies, wrestling, and action heroes. A lot better than Nic Cage. And if that action hero is Scottish? He’s McRib Cage. Which is how they round up McRibs for those awesome sandwiches. I’m off to get more Nyquil.