There’s nothing like being mesmerized by a Hula Girl on your dashboard. Unless it’s this Zombie Hula Girl Bobble Figurine. Umm, yeah the ones I remember were more sexy. Less scabby. No open wounds. Still, I wouldn’t kick her off my dashboard for eating crackers. Let’s see you hula baby. Dance and shake your money maker. Oh sh*t. Did I just crash? Why is everything so blurry and peaceful? White light? Go toward what white light? Ohhhhhh there it is.