The seasons don’t fear the reaper, nor do the wind the sun and the rain. But I do. Do you? Imagine just living your life and minding your own business, when this guy shows up scythe in hand, to collect you and shuffle you off this mortal coil. But what can you do? He’s the reaper. Then again, maybe he’s all show. I bet he’s a wimp if someone just confronts him, and gives him a good kick in the nads. Anyway, this Grim Reaper Shelf Sitter is pretty awesome looking. He will sit on your shelf, in your garden, wherever you want. He just sits there looking cool as a cucumber, reminding you of one impending day, hopefully far in your future, when you get to meet the real deal. He makes a great piece of Gothic Garden Decor. I bet you are just dying to buy one. Set him in your garden and be like, “Hey how about being more of a trim reaper and helping me trim those hedges?” If you dig the Grim Reaper shelf sitter, you can also check out this Grim Reaper choker necklace.
Tag: figurine
3D Printed Grey Aliens From Roswell In Many Colors
Time to collect some 3D Printed Grey Aliens From Roswell. I can pose these guys by their downed UFO and put some army men around them. Relive that history that the government is trying to hide from us. Then I’ll wake up and discover I have missing time, and I’ll forget ever buying and playing with them. I love all of the colors cuz each color is a different rank of alien. The grey ones are the low guys on the totem pole. They have to do all the butt-stuff.
Cheeto Alien In A Tub Figurine With Glowing Water
So that happened. Now you know what it looks like when an alien takes a relaxing bath. It looks like this may be the elusive Cheeto species of alien, so I’m surprised he didn’t dissolve in the water. Anyway, now you can own your very own Alien In A Tub Figurine. The water even glows under a black light. I’m glad his Cheeto alien privates are underwater. I don’t need to be seeing an alien Cheeto d**k! Hmmm. Maybe that’s what a bag of Cheetos is: just a big bag of alien d**ks! Let that sink in.
Krampus With Child Statue
The Krampus With Child Statue makes for a classically horrifying bit of Christmas decoration. Damn Krampus. Control yourself and get your tongue back in your mouth. You gonna throw that sacked up kid in a lake or drown him with your saliva? Poor kid. Look at him. He’s all dressed up with his good shirt, has a tie on, little guy wanted to look good for Christmas. Then this happens. You know the bottom of that sack is full of poop too, the only question is how much.
Skeletons On The Toilet Figurines
This skeleton looks mad as hell. Like he’s having trouble dropping his payload. So he decided to check out the internet on an old ass big laptop. Yep, Skeletons On The Toilet Figurines are a thing. I need this for my shelf. It’s a reminder to have more fiber in your diet if nothing else, whether you’re a skeleton or not. I think he needs the Squatty Potty.