I don’t know about you, but I plan on inviting some friends over to play the Spam Dice Game. I have no idea how to play though. Usually playing the SPAM game involves the family collectively gagging a little and seeing how much you can get down your SPAM-hole before opening a full on vomitorium in the kitchen. Then the fun part starts when your vomit clogs up the sink and you have to plunge it. First one to get that drain clear while not passing out wins.
Not that I’m saying SPAM is gross or anything.
Anyway, who wants to come over and roll some dice. I’ll cook up a meal and prime the drain.