I love trivia games. Probably cuz I’m so smart. I’d be great at this Horror Movie Edition Trivial Pursuit. How did Michael Myers kill that dude? Easy, with a sharpened Twix. Did so. Oh wait, you’re talking about the movie. I was talking about that kid in 3rd grade that went crazy on Halloween night in 1998. See, I still win. Who is Leatherface? Easy, it’s the old lady down the street. I’m so good at trivia.
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Cat Explorer Is A Terrifying VR App
This game is called Cat Explorer and you will be exploring cats alright. Exploring their insides, their muscles, organs, their guts, taking the skin off the cat. It’s supposed to be educational, but it is horrifying and funny. What kind of sick bastard would play this game? I have no idea, but I just bought two copies. Don’t judge me.
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Elvira Mistress of the Dark Spectral Switchboard Game
It’s easy for Elvira to communicate with the dead. And it’s not just cuz ghosts are drawn to her big boobies.I mean, they are, but she’s just in touch with the spirit world. But having big honking and half exposed boobies helps alot. Anyway, this Elvira Mistress of the Dark Spectral Switchboard Game is fun. You can talk to the departed while gawking at Elvira as she poses seductively, wondering what her secret is to not having those boobies fall out of that skimpy top. That’s half the fun of this game. In fact, that all I’m gonna ask this game. “Why don’t her boobies fall out?” And I’m gonna keep asking until I get an answer. The truth is out there.
Channel The Upside Down – Stranger Things Ouija Board
Communicate with spirits from the upside down. I mean without having to hang Christmas lights all over your house and paint letters on your wall. The Stranger Things Ouija Board is all you need. This thing features the alphabet spelled out with Christmas lights so you don’t have to wreck your home. Just be careful not to summon a Demogorgon or some other freaky demon from the upside down.
LEGO UFO Abduction Set – The Truth Is Out There
Because it is never too early to teach your kids about the horror that is alien abduction, you can do so with this LEGO UFO Abduction Set. The focus of this set is to protect the farmer from being abducted by the alien UFO. As your child is building it you can talk with them about things like missing time, butt probing stuff, tractor beams and regression therapy. It should be a productive little project that you can both share in.