These Skull dice are dice with skulls in them. Snake eyes? More like pair o skulls. Cuz I like to my dice to look like a family of skulls live inside of them, so that every time they stop rolling, all these skulls look out the window like, “What the f**k was that? An earthquake?” Nah. Just this A-hole yelling Yahtzee again.
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Cthulhu Yahtzee – Roll The Dice With An Ancient One
Roll the dice the Cthulhu way! I got Yahtzee! I got Yahtzee! Cthulhu Yahtzee! Is it normal for a portal to open up in the living room that looks like it leads to hell? What about Cthulhu’s minions that are now pouring out of it? Check out those glow in the dark dice son! Cthulhu ain’t fooling around. Well, I guess he is cuz he likes to make Cthulhu babies, but you know what I mean. How else you think he’s gonna get dominion over Earth.
Hellraiser Lament Configuration Fuzzy Dice Plush
Check this out. These Hellraiser Lament Configuration Fuzzy Dice Plush are going to look awesome in that Hellraiser themed car I’m building. It’s a pretty simple build. I’m just putting huge pins all over it so it looks like a huge porcupine.
Update: I just finished, but I impaled myself while opening the door.
2nd Update: Had to take it to the mechanic. Then had to hide the evidence when I found all 3 mechanics impaled on the thing. One on the roof, one on the bumper and one on the trunk wearing a ball gag. Whatever that’s about. This may have been a bad idea. Time to report it stolen, wipe my prints and act not weird.
Hand Made Stone Skull Dice
It’s time to roll them bones with these Hand Made Stone Skull Dice. Forget rolling snake eyes. I’m rolling skull eyes from now on. You play with these dice and heads (skulls) are gonna roll. They were sculpted and cast by hand in case you were wondering. They weren’t carved from the skulls of tiny square-headed people.
Legend has it that when you play with these dice and have somebody blow on your dice for luck, you can feel their breath on your own skull. Oh wait, that’s not right. That was just that guy standing way too close behind me. Back up dude! I can smell what you ate for breakfast! Smells like bacon and pancakes and despair. Seriously, back up. Your hot stinky breath made my dice into sad skull faces.
Cthulhu Dice And Prop Boxes
abenkim sells all kinds of cool Cthulhu Dice And Prop Boxes so you can store your dice and trinkets in style. Store your dice, assorted toenail clippings, whatever. It’s all good. Cthulhu don’t care if you store your underwear!
They are all handmade by people who H.P. Love Crafts! Do you Cthulhu? I Cthulhu. But only on the weekends, cuz I gots to get shizz done. And I can’t get stuff done if I’m Cthulhu-ing all over the damn place. Now can I? I only have so many tentacles and the lifespan of a gnat compared to some ancient horrors. Speaking of mother… *yells* “Where are my dice mom?” See? I need these boxes.
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