Anatomically Correct Muscle Leggings

Anatomically Correct Muscle Leggings
Damn girl. These Anatomically Correct Muscle Leggings show off your nice gluteus maximus. I mean gluteus minimus. Yeah, that’s what I meant. You have some nice muscle tone. Kinda gross that your insides are on the outsides, but I like what you’re working with girl. Why you mad? Was I not being anatomically correct?
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Anatomically Correct Chocolate Skulls

chocolate skullTell them you love them(in a creepy way) by giving them the gift of chocolate shaped like a real human skull. These skulls are nicely detailed and super delicious. Alas poor Yorik. I knew him, Horatio. A fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. Of quality mouth-watering chocolate. *bows*

Thank you. Thank you. I will be performing Hamlet on stage with this chocolate skull all evening, all chocolate faced like a 5 year old, until I pass out from a sugar high.
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