You’ve probably seen your neighbors cow get abducted or saw some funny lights in the sky when you were trippin balls one night, so it’s no wonder that you are afraid of Aliens. They have been known to poke and prod anuses while they laugh among themselves. Maybe it’s time you confronted your fear and got yourself an alien in a capsule.
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