This F@#k The Time watch is the most appropriate watch ever. No matter what the actual time is. F@#k it!

It’s 2 o’clock in the afternoon. Time to wake up. F@#k the time!

Let’s go, the wife says. It’s time to go to the Opera. You promised. F@#k The Time!

The boss says, It’s time to hand in that report. Oh yeah? F@#k The Time!

Hey, the timer just went off. Your mac and cheese is ready. Yeah? Well F@#k The- I’m on it!

Best watch ever.