At first I was afraid. I was petrified. Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side. But then I got this book. So…. I will survive. I will Survivveeeeeeee! OW! Hit my head on a damn disco ball. It’s really a bunch of mirror pieces I glued to a styrofoam ball with a flashlight shining on it.

Anyway this How To Survive Anything book will teach you how to survive just like Miss Gloria Gaynor. Stuff like how to survive snake bites, airplane rides, failed parachute openings and much more. Cuz you’ve got all your life to live. You’ve got all your love to give. You will survive. You will survive…hey-hey.