Ryan McArthur has created this USA Zombie Safe Zone Map that is marked with zombie safe zones that are abundant in the resources you’ll need while on the run. Thanks Ryan. I gotta stay alive during the apocalypse, so I can drive all the Mad Max cars and have a sweet-ass mohawk. This will also help me to find all of the other people who bought this map, so I can steal supplies from them. Awesome.
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How to Survive Anything Book
At first I was afraid. I was petrified. Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side. But then I got this book. So…. I will survive. I will Survivveeeeeeee! OW! Hit my head on a damn disco ball. It’s really a bunch of mirror pieces I glued to a styrofoam ball with a flashlight shining on it.
Anyway this How To Survive Anything book will teach you how to survive just like Miss Gloria Gaynor. Stuff like how to survive snake bites, airplane rides, failed parachute openings and much more. Cuz you’ve got all your life to live. You’ve got all your love to give. You will survive. You will survive…hey-hey.
Public Toilet Survival Kit
I find this Public Toilet Survival Kit very lacking in the real necessities for surviving a public toilet. Or should I say, pubic toilet since you will more than likely find some guys whole bush of pubes on the seat? My ideal public toilet survival items?
Magazine- I might be a while. Also helps to fan the stink around. Swat some flies.
Second magazine- This one you just throw in the toilet. It blocks other people’s nasty pee and poop larvae from splashing up into your butt more effectively than toilet paper. TP just does not prevent the upsplash after you drop a log.
Third magazine- I recommend a tabloid. In the event that the TP is out, you can smear some celebrity faces with your fecal fudge. The smile I get from smearing Kim Kardashian’s face with my brownie maker is priceless.
Use my 3 magazine system in conjunction with this survival kit and you will be just fine in even the nastiest bathroom.
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