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How to Survive Anything Book

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How to Survive Anything Book
At first I was afraid. I was petrified. Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side. But then I got this book. So…. I will survive. I will Survivveeeeeeee! OW! Hit my head on a damn disco ball. It’s really a bunch of mirror pieces I glued to a styrofoam ball with a flashlight shining on it.

Anyway this How To Survive Anything book will teach you how to survive just like Miss Gloria Gaynor. Stuff like how to survive snake bites, airplane rides, failed parachute openings and much more. Cuz you’ve got all your life to live. You’ve got all your love to give. You will survive. You will survive…hey-hey.

The Art Of Eating Through The Zombie Apocalypse

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art of eating through the zombie apocalypse
This book is called The Art of Eating through the Zombie Apocalypse. When the zombie apocalypse happens, we still have to eat, even if all we have left are those M & M’s you found behind the couch, coated in cat hair and ear wax.

This book from Lauren Wilson is part cookbook and part culinary field guide. It has over 80 recipes with food survival tips and dozens of diagrams that show you how to scavenge, forage, and improvise your way to tasty food while walking corpses do their best to kill you.

Zombie Survival Guide Books And Knives Bookends

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Zombie Survival Guide Books And Knives BookendsThese Zombie Survival Guide Books And Knives Bookends are a perfect way for you to take a stab at your own book collection. It’s a pair of zombie survival books that have been knifed by zombies who don’t want you to know how to survive.

The knives are pre-bloodied too. Don’t let your books get all disorganized. These bookends are a good reminder that the zombie apocalypse is coming. Be ready, don’t be dead-y.