Humans are basically trash. Despite the fact that it says that it’s poison right on the label, humans are now eating Tide Pods. It’s also a fad to use them as vodka chasers. These moronic millennials are so “woke” they don’t know they are halfwits. But the rest of us are aware. Speaking of halfwits, I was going to show you a cool video from slazo that talked about the worst of these Tide pods challenges and very fairly put these morons in their place, but the folks who run youtube took his video down, cuz God forbid you talk about current events. Meanwhile this CBS Tide pod video remains up. Cuz you know. Establishment. We live in a stupid world.
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Buddy Bumper Ball Is The Ultimate Obesity Simulator
You ever see two obese people bump bellies? It looks like a ton of fun. Maybe a quarter ton depending on diet. They always look happy. It’s like an obese high five. Hey buddy, how about we bump our all you can eat dinners together and see who pukes first? Sadly, many of us are too thin to get in on the excitement of belly bumping. But not anymore.
The Buddy Bumper Ball is all kinds of fun. It basically makes you a giant blueberry. It’s the ultimate in Obese simulation. Get plump. Then bump your plumpness together.