Humans are basically trash. Despite the fact that it says that it’s poison right on the label, humans are now eating Tide Pods. It’s also a fad to use them as vodka chasers. These moronic millennials are so “woke” they don’t know they are halfwits. But the rest of us are aware. Speaking of halfwits, I was going to show you a cool video from slazo that talked about the worst of these Tide pods challenges and very fairly put these morons in their place, but the folks who run youtube took his video down, cuz God forbid you talk about current events. Meanwhile this CBS Tide pod video remains up. Cuz you know. Establishment. We live in a stupid world.
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Guy Gets His Head Stuck in Cement-Filled Microwave
This guys Darwin award is in the mail. So this guy gets his head stuck in a cement filled microwave because YouTube. Before he could remove himself from the gene-pool some rescue workers arrived and took an hour to free him. I’m guessing they just took a hammer and a chisel and broke his head free. Adding insult to injury, their final whack at the concrete probably hit him in the head.
Final thoughts:
Some people just have a hard head.
Way to cement your place in idiot history.
What a blockhead.
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The Lair of Voltaire – Gothic Homemaking
You guys need to check out The Lair of Voltaire. It’s a YouTube channel hosted by musician Aurelio Voltaire. He’s a goth dude who has adventures and shows you how to do all kinds of DIY Gothic homemaking projects like bat chandeliers and Ouija Board side tables. He makes some really cool stuff. He hangs out with a mummy named Orville Deadenbacher, you know stuff like that. I guarantee you will love it.
Mad Scientist Youtubers Creating Homunculus Creatures
So if you aren’t familiar with the whole “Youtubers are f**ked up and now creating creatures that will kill us all” situation that is unfolding, check out this video. Youtubers are trying to create a creature known as a homunculus. Some sort of smallish nasty humanoid creature. Why? For sh*ts and giggles apparently. First they take a chicken egg or other egg and a syringe of human sperm. Then they inject the sperm into the egg and wait. What happens next is usually terrifying, when it isn’t some hoax. I’m looking at you, guy that used a prawn and tried to fake us out.
In one of the videos shown here, the creature actually moves and freaks its creator out so badly that he smashes it with a book and the thing has what looks like blood inside. Another guy tries it using a giant Ostrich egg. Way to go Einstein, using an egg that big is going to produce a world ending creature.
Are these real? No idea. But it creeps me the hell out. YouTube needs to stay away from mad science!
YouTube Photo Prop
Hot damn! This YouTube photo prop turns real life into a YouTube video. It’s also perfect for those folks who are still on dial-up. I’m looking at you Kentucky. Some folks will just never know the joy of a YouTube video.
I’m gonna use this to re-enact my favorite youtube videos in real life. Maybe make my cat put on a show. Stay in the frame Fluffy! Take two! I’m not feeling your grumpiness. Maybe if I take your wet food away for like a week you’ll be able to channel your inner grumpiness. Oh Jesus, can we get a cleanup here? Some of these divas think the whole world is their litterbox! We’re breaking for lunch. If I see any wet lunch anywhere on set, I’m throwing out laser toys and catnip!