Icy Dead People. In my drink. It’s the sequel that M. Night Shyamalan wanted to direct, but after his last few craptastic movies, he couldn’t get the budget for a glass and a bucket of ice. The big twist at the end of the movie was going to be that these bodies were actually floating in Lemonade, NOT in Fruit Punch. Bam! Another M. Night Shyamalan classic.

I’m gonna play the X-Files theme while I watch these guys bob up and down in my Iced Tea. Then I’m gonna bite their heads off like the man-shark I am.