Kuato. He’s like Chucky, but more grotesque and baby-like. Now you can have Kuato on your very own stomach for $149.99. This thing is giving me ulcers and stomach pains just looking at it. I feel like I have my own Kuato bursting out of my gut. You know what? That was just my noon burrito. Ever since lunch I’ve been the star of my own movie called bloatal recall. Oh the pain! Make sure you click through for a super special treat.
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