In the garden, no one can hear you scream. Just ask this Snailien Alien Xenomorph Sculpture. I wouldn’t want to come across this guy while planting some flowers. I wouldn’t even want to come across this little beast anywhere. I bet a shovel can’t even kill it. He’ll eat your face off and kill your whole gardening crew. What, you don’t have a gardening crew? You ain’t shi* bra! Me and my crew grow vegetables like you wouldn’t believe. We spraying Miracle Grow like spraying bullets with a glock. Come at us man! What u got? Sorry. I’m all tense cuz the gardening turf wars are heating up. Anyway, this Alien Xenomorph Sculpture is slimy and terrifying.

I need to lie down after seeing this bit of nightmare fuel. I feel faint. Good thing I have my Alien Xenomorphs Egg Cushion Pillow. What’s the worst that could happen. That I lay my head on it and something sucks my face off? Hmmm. I didn’t think of that. I guess that nowhere is safe from the alien menace. This ndude has some serious attitude. Just look at him. He knows he is the deadliest thing in the garden and he’s smiling.