It’s easy for Elvira to communicate with the dead. And it’s not just cuz ghosts are drawn to her big boobies.I mean, they are, but she’s just in touch with the spirit world. But having big honking and half exposed boobies helps alot. Anyway, this Elvira Mistress of the Dark Spectral Switchboard Game is fun. You can talk to the departed while gawking at Elvira as she poses seductively, wondering what her secret is to not having those boobies fall out of that skimpy top. That’s half the fun of this game. In fact, that all I’m gonna ask this game. “Why don’t her boobies fall out?” And I’m gonna keep asking until I get an answer. The truth is out there.