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Krampus Deluxe 7-Inch Action Figure

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Krampus Deluxe 7-Inch Action Figure

Holy Krampus. I always wanted my very own Krampus Deluxe 7-Inch Action Figure. Now I can get one for my very own. Look at this guy. The ancient demonic force from the 2015 spooky Christmas film is looking scary indeed. Use it for your holiday horror display or year round. There’s no wrong way to display this terror. He also comes with plenty of cool accessories. To be honest, this looks like me before my first cup of coffee. Have your self a terrifying Christmas. Oh yes, you will.

I mean I already pack a 6 inch Krampus, if know what I mean ladies. I might as well get a Krampus Deluxe 7-Inch Action Figure. Just for bragging rights you know. Although its not the size of the Krampus, it’s how you display him for the holidays. Also check out this Krampus Holiday Cards Set. Send a card to me. I’m lonely. Sigh. But at least I have old Krampy here. He never lets me down. He scares the hell out of me, but he never lets me down. Old Krampy. Haha. That’s what I used to call my exe wife once a month. i wonder why she left me.

Beetlejuice Mug: Drink 3 Times To Summon Him

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Beetlejuice Mug: Drink 3 Times To Summon Him
If you think starting a day without coffee is scary, how about drinking your morning coffee from a Beetlejuice mug? To have Beetlejuice stare at you the whole time, steam puffing from the top of his head. If you have powered through the words to this point, you must have the stomach to face Beetlejuice first thing in the morning. You are a brave soul. Either way, this spooky mug may not necessarily make you sweaty with fear but it should make a Halloween party spookier. It is also a nice present to give your best friend who only watched the Tim Burton movie last week and can’t seem to shut up about it.

The ceramic mug holds 21 ounces of liquid. It can be safely washed in the dishwasher or used to microwave a cup of coffee. Or display it over your fireplace. No one will judge you.

Friday the 13th Bloody Jason Voorhees Glow-in-the-Dark Mask Action Figure

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Friday the 13th Bloody Jason Voorhees Glow-in-the-Dark Mask Action Figure
Check out this Friday the 13th Bloody Jason Voorhees Glow-in-the-Dark Mask Action Figure. If Jason had been wearing this mask, he never would have been able to sneak up on all of those horny fornicating teens and slash ’em. The mask is removable so you can see the ugly underneath. It includes 10 points of articulation, bloody mask, ax, and machete. It is based on Friday the 13th Part 3. Not the Friday the 13th that just happened on the calendar.

Halloween Skull Color Changing Light Set

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Halloween Skull Color Changing Light Set
Look at this Halloween Skull Color Changing Light Set. These little skulls are ghastly, ghostly and grim. Just the way I like ’em. They look like mourning corpse wives with veils. These are going to look great this Halloween. I need some new fright lights anyway. Preorder these babies now.

Day of the Dead Sugar Skull Color Changing String Lights

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Day of the Dead Sugar Skull Color Changing String Lights
After the festivities of your Day of the Dead celebration, continue through the night with these Day of the Dead Sugar Skull Color Changing String Lights. Night of the dead yall! It’s getting lit in here! As in a bunch of small skulls. This will keep the party going.