Monopoly, to its ardent fans, is the best thing ever. Then we have the collectors of cool board games and, then there are the Tim Burton fans. Where those three collide, Tim Burton’s Nightmare Before Christmas 25th Anniversary Monopoly is born. Boom! What’s this? What’s this? The in-game tokens are modeled after the film’s characters and iconic symbols. The board game takes you through destinations such as Jack’s Tower, Sally’s Alley, and Dr. Finkelstein’s Laboratory. You also get to own some of these destinations if you earn enough Monopoly Money. It’s like re-living the movie, only you are part of it.
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Elvira Mistress of the Dark Spectral Switchboard Game
It’s easy for Elvira to communicate with the dead. And it’s not just cuz ghosts are drawn to her big boobies.I mean, they are, but she’s just in touch with the spirit world. But having big honking and half exposed boobies helps alot. Anyway, this Elvira Mistress of the Dark Spectral Switchboard Game is fun. You can talk to the departed while gawking at Elvira as she poses seductively, wondering what her secret is to not having those boobies fall out of that skimpy top. That’s half the fun of this game. In fact, that all I’m gonna ask this game. “Why don’t her boobies fall out?” And I’m gonna keep asking until I get an answer. The truth is out there.
Boooo-opoly Halloween Game
Play the Boooo-opoly Halloween Game with your boo this Halloween. It’s a scary spooky Monopoly type game that is more treat than trick. Or is it? It’s a scream. Basically this is a fun game for this time of year. Gets you in the mood for all the creeps and crawlies, all the freaks and frights. I promise you won’t be boo-ored.
Twisted Trivia – The Serial Killer Trivia Board Game
The Serial Killer Trivia Board Game sounds like a real fun time and all, but all I know about these wack-jobs is to stay the hell away from them. Have you heard about the Board Game Killer? He gets people to play this game with him and if they don’t know jack about serial killers, they ain’t leaving alive. He’ll carve your bones into dice man. So I’m out. Imma stick to Yahtzee and Monopoly.
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This Monopoly Sweater Gets You Free Parking All Day Long
Sweet. I just bought Baltic Ave and Mediterranean. I’m a landlord! Finally! Woo-hoo! I am the king of great real estate decisions. Um, why is there a crack addict in that empty pool, playing a didgeridoo made out of like 10 rusty Mountain Dew cans? Also, why is the local lemonade stand manned by tweaky kids selling what appears to be blue rock candy? I guess I’m a slum lord. What a meth!
Who cares? With my awesome Monopoly sweater I feel like I own Park Place and Boardwalk. I’m pretending that the cockroaches crunching under my feet are just gravel. Gravel on my rich driveway. Gooey nasty gravel. This place isn’t so bad. Nah, it’s fine. That lady in the halter top and hot pants, leaning into that car window, must have just passed GO cuz the guy in the car gave her $200.
I want to go home to my zombie suburban wasteland!*tears*