Unhand my napkins you bony biatch! Seriously though, this Skeleton Hand Napkin Holder will come in handy at dinner time. It takes a very hands on approach. It’s doing a great job, so everybody give it a hand. Okay, enough hand jokes. I’ve said the word hand so many times that you would think I was getting paid to say it. Like I got a hand job or something. Well, that didn’t sound right. I’m just gonna quit while I’m ahead. Enjoy your awesome new napkin holder.
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Need A Hand? – Zombie Hand Napkin Holder
This Zombie Hand Napkin Holder is all like, “Here have a napkin as I just bust through your table with my grimy hand.” And I’m all like, “I don’t mind if I do.” *grabs napkin and dabs my lips.* If you need a hand at the dinner table, this thing will turn any meal into a fright fest. It is a nasty hand with nasty nails and skin and it serves napkins. What more do you want?
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Skeleton Hands Napkin Holder
Everybody put your skeleton hands together for this Skeleton Hands Napkin Holder. It uses both hands to hold your napkins and looks like it is doing so while raising out of a tar pit. When it has no napkins to hold, it just looks like it’s getting ready to clap. Stop giving yourself a hand and give me a napkin already Skeletor! Thanks! High five! No, stop clapping. No more! Stop! Why do you keep giving me the clap?
That came out wrong. I don’t have the clap. You… Stop having the clap. That someone gave you. Shut your stupid claptrap!