What’s this? Pez? Did someone say Pez? Ohhhh I love that candy. It’s a Functional Alien Xenomorph Pez dispenser? Whatevs. Like I care. I just want the sweet taste of candy on my tongue. Come here, baby. Flip that alien neck and give me the good stuff. *Tongues dispenser way too erotically.* Oh, that’s good. I can taste it- AHHHHHHHHH! why you bit mah ton off? AHHHHH! Da blood! Da blood! Now I’m gone talk dis way fur eva! Tanks a lot for da peach im-bediment!