Miami Politician Says Aliens Gave Her A Spaceship Ride

Miami Politician Says Aliens Gave Her A Spaceship RideA congressional candidate from Miami, Bettina Rodriguez Aguilera, says she’s been aboard a spaceship crewed by aliens.

Three blond, big-bodied beings (Probably big-bootied too.) — two females, one male — visited her when she was 7 years old and have been communicating telepathically with her several times since. She is running for Congress currently. Probably because the aliens told her too. They like filling our government with their own people so they can further the alien agenda. Here are some of the things the aliens told her:

▪ There are 30,000 skulls — “different from humans” — in a cave in the Mediterranean island of Malta.
Good to know.
▪ The world’s “energy center” is in Africa.
Cool. We should totally tap that. I’d tap that real good.
▪ The Coral Castle, a limestone tourist attraction South Miami-Dade, is actually an ancient Egyptian pyramid.
Except it can’t be, because it’s in South Miami.
▪ “God is a universal energy.”
Cool. And religion is a universal remote.

via Miami Herald

Make America Great Again – Politician’s Heads in Jars

Make America Great Again - Politician's Heads in Jars
Little Jars of Horror make all kinds of scary heads in jars, but the best are the politician’s heads in jars. Politicians. AKA psychopaths. They are the most terrifying! Their heads are usually up their own… But now they all have their heads in jars. I’m surprised they fit. You can choose from Obama, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Ted Cruz, Bernie Sanders and more. These are truly terrifying. I hope that none of them get elected, cuz I don’t want to see any of these guy’s jar heads on a podium, giving a speech.
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