Little Jars of Horror make all kinds of scary heads in jars, but the best are the politician’s heads in jars. Politicians. AKA psychopaths. They are the most terrifying! Their heads are usually up their own… But now they all have their heads in jars. I’m surprised they fit. You can choose from Obama, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Ted Cruz, Bernie Sanders and more. These are truly terrifying. I hope that none of them get elected, cuz I don’t want to see any of these guy’s jar heads on a podium, giving a speech.
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Zombie Hand Guitar Hanger And Wall Hook
Looking for a place to hang your guitar? This Zombie Hand Guitar Hanger And Wall Hook will do. You know, I’m sick of everyone perpetuating the war with zombies. I’m a peacemaker. I’m also a hell of a pizza maker, but that’s another story. Anyway, I would use this Zombie Hand to practice my diplomatic skills. And you can too.
First hang it low on the wall.
Next approach it slowly.
Then gently take the hand and shake it. Say “How do you do? My name is so and so. No, not sew and sew, that’s my grandmother.” Talk about how your peoples have been at war long enough and that it is time for a new golden age of friendship. Talk about Hope. Change. Say, Yes We can.
Then just do a 180 and cut the zombie’s damn fingers off if he doesn’t cooperate cuz that’s how politics works and they are all lying bastards. No wonder zombies hate you.